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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be? I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere. |
Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes to be a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently many terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looks like. |